If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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