- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

why did the man die? he was shot

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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