- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

You know what's catchy? A cold

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

You read the Terms of Service.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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