- Anti Joke

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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