One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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