What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

whats one plus one penis

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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