What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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What's half of 8? o

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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