What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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