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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

why was the boy sad? because.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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