What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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There's my tractor.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A Fat Kenyan

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10inch nice

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Gangnam style

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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White men's rights

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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