Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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