Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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u jelly?

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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