- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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