What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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