A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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