knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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