A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Autism speaks but not really

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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