What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Hillary Clinton

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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