- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Your mom.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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