- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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