a horse nibbled a baby

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

PSN IS UP

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

hi

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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