how did the man die he didnt

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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