what happens every day? People die

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

I was born.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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