- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

The Pittsburgh Pirates

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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