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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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