- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Bacon is delcious.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Agent 47.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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