- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Davey Peterson.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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