why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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