Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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