Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

This is not a joke or is it

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

butt sex

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

?J?o?k?e?

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Dylan is gay

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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