- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

you and your family will die tonight

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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