How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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women's rights

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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