- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

religion

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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