How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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