- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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