- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

a man is running away

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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