Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

This is not a joke or is it

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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