- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

A Fat Kenyan

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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