What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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hot diggity dog

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Anti Joke

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