what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

A man walks into a bar Ouch

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

The MLS

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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