In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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redtube

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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