- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

My parents died!

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Women's rights

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

This is not a joke.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

penis

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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