Okay, one second.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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The WNBA

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Of course, first door on your left

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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