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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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