why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Penis

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Anti Joke

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