What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

:O + :P = 69

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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