What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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