Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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FAP

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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