Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

milly, milly, milly, cat

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

obama's promises

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

womens rights

Shit!

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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