sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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